I was kneaded, rolled and dyed all green.
Put in the oven, I came to be.
After a while, it went beep, beep.
I jumped up and off the sheet.
Soon everyone chased after me.
They said they would catch me, but I was faster than the bees.
They said they would catch me, but I was swifter than the seas.
I ran along the finest breeze, I ran all the way from A to Z.
Finally, I am out of breath and mother didn’t catch me yet.
I laid to rest but soon got stuck, on a building feeling muck.
All green it was too, with cameras on glue.
Looking at me but never they knew.
That I was the green man running from you!
Now you can see me every day, but never will you catch me after today.